Gunda forever

aaj gundagiri aur netagiri dono eki baap ke do harami aulaad hain.
I would like to uplaod some of the cult dialogues here...

1>Abh main bin petrol ki gari aur bin nashe ke tari hoon, main woh phateli sari hoon jo ek hijra bhi naheen pahenegi

the characters with their pick up lines. They are all super super stars. Bow down Rajni!




2>Mera naam hain Bulla, rakhta hoon main khullaaaaaa



3>Mera naam Ibu Hatela, Ma meri chudail ki beti, baap mera shaitan ka chela, khayega kela?”





4>3>“Hum aise lashein bicha denge jaise kisi nanhen munhen bacche ke nunhi se pesaab tapakta hain…tap tap“.(And you hear the sound of pee in the background)

“Yeh jo kaala genda hain na iske saath jhagra mat kijiye. Kyon ke kanoon aur humare beech Yeh ek saafed chadar hain. Iske saath jhagra karenge na to kapde dhulenge bharatiyon addon pe




4>Main hoon jurm se nafrat karne waala, shareefon ke liye jyoti, goondon ke liye jwaala



5>Bulla. mere ko mat maar. Mere ko aapna bh**** bana de. Main ladkiyan supply karte rahoonga aur tu maaze lete rahena. Tere ko AIDS se bachane ke liye nirodh ban jayoonga. Towel baanke tere kamad se lapak jayoonga. Mere ko mat maar. Aur agar maarna hi hain to mujhe cheel-chaal ke chakka bana de. Main sari lapet kar tere liye dance karoonga…Gore gore gaal gaal gore gore..





Gunda is a revolution. It created a new era of youth for India. India has progressed so much all thanks to Gunda. If you see the creativity in the movie you will be left open mouthed. India should be ruled by lambu atta, bulla , inspector kale and the not - so- eunuch character of shakti kapoor. MAn! they agreed to act in the movie..Its a masterpiece.It has been screened in IIM and MIT for what it is!

“Haye haye mere bhai jawaan ho gaya, toota hua teer kaman ho gaya.

“Munni meri behen munni, munni meri behen munni, to tu mar gyee? Lambu ne tujhe lamba kar diya? Maachis ki tili ko khamba kar diya?

This are golden dialogues.They have now become a ritual.
And wait for the rap songs by inspector Kale :

Hum hai Inspector Kale,
Bulla ka thook chaatkar uska peshaab peenewale!

I salute the makers of gunda. The universe will always be indebted to you.